People who have seen The Witcher:
Describe the show in two sentences.
Himbo monsterslayer who can’t say no meets angry rogue sorceress who can’t say yes, and bard without survival instincts who can’t shut up. The horse suffers in silence.
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar
also what the hell are kits then
babies. duh
Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,
yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through
And what the h*ck is the medicine cat
you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate
wait. what are cats then
…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on
do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting
i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it
the fuck is a warrior cat
someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned
it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears
ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?
it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?
wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?
i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed
I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives
neither should tigerstar but guess what
Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?
it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is
hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is
what are two legs considered?
youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im
probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners
rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer
what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??
thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE
why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats
tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?
SOAPOPERA46 JUST UPLOADED
literally on the verge of tears over this
imagine trying to explain this to someone from 2016
gays ruined the word hole for eternity
i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

Never forget
He played two different subculture characters completely differently during a time where both would have been played as “brooding”. The mans amazing.
Don’t forget, he played Shaggy so well in the movie that he was chosen to voice the role after Casey Kasem, the original actor, retired.
He also runs a cool DnD website!
havent seen the other music subculture movie but slc punk is sooo good it’s one of my favorite lesser known movies
This is one of those ‘kind of sorry I get it’ jokes…
Someone did an article on how they’re playing and this is the funniest fucking thing
Do I’ve been watching tiger king on Netflix
Flavor of Love season 1 — (2006)
only reblogging cause ive seen this meme a thousand times but ive somehow never seen it in motion
how the fuck did i never put together that these are the same person what
Her name is Tiffany “new york” Pollard and she’s fucking hilarious. These are also her:
The true voice of an era
What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history
What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently
What I Mean:
Every time someone starts telling that they wanna supplement their body with computer parts I’m just like okay great but don’t cry to me when your memories of loved ones or your ability to run are locked behind paywalls.
I’ve been laughing at this for too long
Dog bringing home his new friend
she is intense
new cat
His new buff gf
i love them both.
Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER